Friday, January 25, 2008

We Regret to Inform You...

1st rejection letter EVA, thus starting the new blog feature: "We regret to inform you.."

SUB: Your Submission to Ploughshares

Dear Writer:

We regret that the manuscript you submitted does not fit our current editorial needs. Thank you very much for sending us your work.


The Editors of Ploughshares

Aiming a bit lower next time and possibly at a more speicialized literary magazine. New Yorker maybe?


Anonymous said...

Dear Writer:
Are we the only ones who bask in advertising out rejection letters? This is hilarious. And they are dumb. And we gotta brunch -- sometime in the future. I love brunch!

~ Editor

Cara said...

I want one too!